21 Signs You’re Dangerously Close To Turning Into Squidward
Posted by Cristina
1. Your first language is sarcasm.
2. This is you at your job most days:
3. You’re never more miserable than when someone forces you to look happy and cheerful.
4. Whenever your day is going surprisingly not horrible, you know something bad is just bound to happen.
5. Your ideal day looks something like this:
6. When you get home from work, the only thing you’re looking forward to is sleep.
7. And even that’s not as exciting as you had hoped it would be.
8. People are finally getting the hint to stop asking you questions, because they pretty much know the answer.
9. Whenever you overhear youths speaking, you can actually feel your IQ drop.
10. Your excited face looks something like this:
11. You’re pretty open…
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